Slime. When I was growing up, "slime" was a word you used for a person of questionable character. As I got older, slime was a green liquid that you tried to avoid, as seen on a popular Nickelodeon show back in the 90s. Slime wasn't something you wanted to be around. Slime was gross. I'd… Continue reading So Sick of Slime
I make a list. I take it with me. I go to the grocery store with the list. The list tells me what I need. I should follow the list. I park the car, grab my cart and I'm ready. I've got the list in my hand. And then I walk in, and I'm immediately… Continue reading The Shopping List
Is it wrong to be sick of my kids? I mean, like, really sick of my kids. Like I need a break from them and they've only been home from school for like, 5 minutes. But as soon as they get off the bus, it starts. "I want ice cream." "I wanna go for a… Continue reading Moms, Can You Relate to This?
So I started to think about the past few days of blog posts, and man, they're sad right? Between my Papa passing 7 years ago today, and 9/11 yesterday...I think y'all need to hear about something that I purposely didn't write about. Because it's gross. And I don't like gross. My dog, if you've been… Continue reading Why My Dog is an A**
Seventeen years ago, I was living in my first condominium. A cute loft-style 1-bedroom with a sliding door off the living room, which led to a fenced in yard. I was working from home that day, and while making breakfast, turned on The Today Show. Not paying much attention, I grabbed my laptop and set… Continue reading 9/11 Always Remembered
Sunday night. My favorite night of the week. After dinner clean up, I start getting the kids ready for school on Monday. I get their lunches prepped. Oldest likes turkey & cheese on a white wrap. Middle wanted chicken breast with lettuce and honey mustard dipping sauce, and little wants a salami and cheese sandwich,… Continue reading My Sunday Secret
f I could talk to you in person, I would sit you down, probably at a cute little cafe, look you in the eye, and tell you that you’re worth it. Listen to me. YOU ARE WORTH IT. Everything that has brought you to this point in life right now, it has shaped you. Some… Continue reading Hey You…Read This. Right Now.
When I was 11 years old, my mom would take my brother and me to visit my great-grandmother at the nursing home. It was a circular building, which I remember thinking looked way too cool to house a bunch of elderlies. It would have made an awesome roller skating rink. I didn’t like to go.… Continue reading Life is too short to buy green bananas
School started today. And homework began for the parents. As I read the instructions from my girlie's 4th grade teacher, I smiled. Yes, this particular homework was welcomed. This homework was "In a Million Words or Less" tell me about your child. This teacher is a very smart woman. She wanted a chance to get… Continue reading My 4th Grade Project.
A few months ago, I bought a new Jeep. Like, brand-spankin' new, 2018 Jeep Wrangler sport, metallic gray with hard & soft top, wireless phone capability, and all the bells & whistles. It was my first brand new car. So not only was I super psyched about this purchase, a purchase that I'd wanted to… Continue reading The Secret Jeep Society